I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I came so hard my ears popped.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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