I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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