At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
barbara walters just said penis...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
