there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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