new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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