just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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