You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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