the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
