I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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