Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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