i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
