I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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