I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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