What a fucking waste of an outfit
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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