margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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