remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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