i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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