Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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