this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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