I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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