so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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