there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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