No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
