awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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