You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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