so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Enjoy the penises
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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