i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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