that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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