you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Found the puke drawer
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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