THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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