clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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