You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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