Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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