i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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