i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and you said cock pushups were impossible
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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