batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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