I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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