What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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