doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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