I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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