Yo dont text me then not text me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
