is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Come on in and take your pants off
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