dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
