how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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