he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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