Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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