I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he puts the penis in happiness.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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