At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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