Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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