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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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