So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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