Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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