It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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